The wickedness of face cream

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Last verse of the Responsorial Psalm yesterday (spoken) was "Teach me the demons of your statutes and I will keep them to the end" :?

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" Entrance:. I the Lord of sea and sand.". :o

Holidays on the way I suspect! :
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This thread started some time ago with Jonah being called to go to Nivea - this morning in my church he was being called to go to Nirvana - not once but several times. Did he get there I wondered?
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blackthorn fairy wrote: Sun Jan 21, 2018 2:55 pm This thread started some time ago with Jonah being called to go to Nivea - this morning in my church he was being called to go to Nirvana - not once but several times. Did he get there I wondered?
The passage mentions a 3 day journey. Methinks Buddhists would be very impressed!
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For some reason last Sundays second reading, about fornication, was repeated this Sunday too.
What is the PP implying?
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From today's first reading:

If he offers his life in atonement, he will see his hairs.
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In our Weekday Mass leaflet today, 'All nations will fall prostate....'
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Response to the psalm yesterday at a friend's (CofE) church appeared as:

Mr God, my God, why have you forsaken me?
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Nearly typed on an Order of Service booklet:

HOMILY - please be sedated.
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This is what I heard during the Baruch reading at the Easter Vigil:

Learn where knowledge is, where strength, where understanding, and so learn where length of daisies, where life...
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This was more down to the accent of the priest but, in one of the Triduum homilies, I swear that I heard him make reference to the Letter to the Fallopians.
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High Peak wrote: Wed Apr 24, 2019 1:10 pm This was more down to the accent of the priest but, in one of the Triduum homilies, I swear that I heard him make reference to the Letter to the Fallopians.
is it on YouTUBE ? :D
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Hare wrote: Thu Apr 25, 2019 3:30 pm is it on YouTUBE ? :D
Alas, no. I was in Malta for the Triduum (liturgical abuses abounded! :? )
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High Peak wrote: Thu Apr 25, 2019 5:15 pm Alas, no. I was in Malta for the Triduum (liturgical abuses abounded! :? )
Would you like to tell us about them, HP? If they don't belong on this thread they could surely fit under "Liturgical Tourism".
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Peter wrote: Mon Apr 29, 2019 10:55 am Would you like to tell us about them, HP? If they don't belong on this thread they could surely fit under "Liturgical Tourism".
I am building up to doing so - I need a little time to give a measured account. :wink: Sufficient to say at the moment that it was not an overwhelmingly positive experience.
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