Late arrivals at the Liturgists' Ball

contrabordun · Post by **contrabordun** » Mon Jun 28, 2004 5:48 am

Look - thereÂ´s that group of women who sit at the back - (Maarit, Maureen, Marie, Maria, Marika, Marion, Mercedes, Moira, Marilyn and Marietta). Good to see them here, theyÂ´re getting on a bit, although itÂ´s surprising to see them talking to the parish priest - they can't stand him. But Glory Be! - it looks as though our Fr's made his peace with the ten hale Marys.

contrabordun · Post by **contrabordun** » Mon Jun 28, 2004 1:30 pm

Would you please welcome a section of the choir: don't upset any of these formidable ladies: the sopranos are a real local mafia.

SOP · Post by **SOP** » Mon Jun 28, 2004 1:33 pm

contrabordun wrote:Would you please welcome a section of the choir: don't upset any of these formidable ladies: the sopranos are a real local mafia.

Too close to the truth to be funny!!

Benevenio · Post by **Benevenio** » Mon Jun 28, 2004 8:39 pm

Don't they sing with the choir of that terribly sneaky red-hatted priest? Cardinal Rat's Singers?

mcb · Post by **mcb** » Mon Jun 28, 2004 8:44 pm

presbyter wrote:...those avid readers, Mr and Mrs Tament and their daughter Tess - named after her paternal grandmother, Old Tess....

Oh dear me, their daughter seems to have come without her clothes on...

(Sorry.)

Sonoqui · Post by **Sonoqui** » Mon Jun 28, 2004 9:35 pm

And please welcome Mr and Mrs Asolemnis and their daughter Miss Asolemnis.

And then there is Mr and Mrs Adamandeveit and their sons Woody, Hugh AdamandEveit.

Sonoqui · Post by **Sonoqui** » Mon Jun 28, 2004 9:53 pm

Mr and Mr Bishopofthisdiocese and their son Archie.

Mr and Mrs Shpriest and their son Parry.

Mr and Mrs Werarranger and their daughter Flo.

Sonoqui · Post by **Sonoqui** » Mon Jun 28, 2004 10:33 pm

Mr and Mrs Ningprayer and their daughter Eve .......

Not to mention Mr and Mrs Ningprayer and their other daughter Mo.

Will someone please tell me to shut up because this is driving ne bonkers! I've obviously listened to "I'm Sorry I Haven't a Clue" once too often!

gwyn · Post by **gwyn** » Tue Jun 29, 2004 7:28 am

. . . and may I introduce Mr. and Mrs. gathering-rite and their young son. Their son may want to sprinkle salt-water over everyone but try and be understanding, he has Asperges Syndrome.

Benevenio · Post by **Benevenio** » Tue Jun 29, 2004 7:35 am

Just flown in from Texas, Mr and Mrs Drawl, and their daughter, Cathy...

Benevenio · Post by **Benevenio** » Tue Jun 29, 2004 8:37 am

If these late arrivals don't hurry up, we'll have moved on to play the next round - Morning Prayer Crescent!

presbyter · Post by **presbyter** » Sat Jul 03, 2004 3:40 pm

Benevenio wrote:If these late arrivals don't hurry up, we'll have moved on to play the next round - Morning Prayer Crescent!

Is that standard Roman Office rules then or is Cranmer's variant allowed? Please inform all playing if you are using Septuagint or Hebrew numbering.

Merseysider · Post by **Merseysider** » Sat Jul 03, 2004 7:23 pm

Merseysider · Post by **Merseysider** » Sat Jul 03, 2004 7:25 pm

See! (ref to another thread!) Pure pornography and no bleep! Whereas, if Mr Balls had been in the corner smoking a fag there have been a bleep! Just like that one!

musicus · Post by **musicus** » Sat Jul 03, 2004 8:36 pm

Merseysider wrote:See! (ref to another thread!) Pure pornography and no bleep! Whereas, if Mr Balls had been in the corner smoking a *beep* there have been a bleep! Just like that one!

Since I have modded the post to which Merseysider refers, the least I can do is confirm that none of it attracted any automatic bleeps.

Musicus

Society of Saint Gregory

Late arrivals at the Liturgists' Ball

Latecomers

And then there's ....

And please welcome