Late arrivals at the Liturgists' Ball

musicus · Post by **musicus** » Sun Jun 27, 2004 4:53 pm

Oh alright then...

(This one's for Gwyn)

Please welcome Mr and Mrs Rectoryformasseswithchildren and their son, Dai Rectoryformasseswithchildren!

M

(Think you can do better? Come on if you think you're funny enough.)

presbyter · Post by **presbyter** » Sun Jun 27, 2004 9:32 pm

Gwyn will surely be there as part of that great Welsh organist family Mr and Mrs Apason and their son Dai

but oh dear - Dai has forgotten to put on a collar and tie, he is not allowed in - the bouncers have Stopped Dai Apason

presbyter · Post by **presbyter** » Sun Jun 27, 2004 9:40 pm

Please welcome that famous Welsh organist Dai Bach and his ......... 8 - no, no, there's more - 12 - errr 15 - 19 - 22 - wow - 26 - no no - 29 offspring!!! Phew - what a mixture they are!

contrabordun · Post by **contrabordun** » Sun Jun 27, 2004 9:49 pm

Properly, if perhaps a little traditionally, dressed, are Katherine ("Kaz") Sock and Sir Paul Ice.

At university, she was of course known as Kath.

presbyter · Post by **presbyter** » Sun Jun 27, 2004 10:02 pm

And flying in from Milan, please welcome Mr and Mrs Ian Rite and their son Ambrose

And just landed from Rome, Mr and Mrs Orianchant and their saintly son Greg.

presbyter · Post by **presbyter** » Sun Jun 27, 2004 10:11 pm

And feeling rather redundant, sitting in a corner is Mr Iple, known in former times simply as "Man".

Oh look - here's Mr and Mrs Uble - and their son Chas.

gwyn · Post by **gwyn** » Sun Jun 27, 2004 10:25 pm

And here's Mr. and Mrs. Tick and their lovely daughter Delma.

gwyn · Post by **gwyn** » Sun Jun 27, 2004 10:29 pm

May I introduce Mr & Mrs Tential-rite and their guilt-ridden daughter Penny.

presbyter · Post by **presbyter** » Sun Jun 27, 2004 10:32 pm

And here's Mr and Mrs Tentialrite and their daughter Penny....

and celebrating Easter, here is Miss Schalcandlestick and her father Pa....

and looking very venerable are Mr and Mrs Ninesacramentary and their son Leo.....

and taking an outing from their library are Mr and Mrs Biomissal and their son Bob.....

and hurrying in from the Sistine chapel is Mr Estrina - he has always been a good Pal....

excusing himself politely for a few moments is Mr Mengentium. He is in need of the Loo...

gwyn · Post by **gwyn** » Sun Jun 27, 2004 10:32 pm

And fresh from singing When I survey the Wonderous Cross, Mr & Mrs Naam and their son Rocky.

gwyn · Post by **gwyn** » Sun Jun 27, 2004 10:34 pm

Mr & Mrs Edkindelylite and their son Lee.

presbyter · Post by **presbyter** » Sun Jun 27, 2004 10:48 pm

wandering in from having been a bit lost in the Sinai peninsula are Mr and Mrs Sestookthetablets and their daughter Mo....

and here are the Vations and their daughter Elly...

and peculiar to this diocese, please welcome Mr and Mrs Arymeetingsareontuesdays and their son Dean....

presbyter · Post by **presbyter** » Sun Jun 27, 2004 11:05 pm

Oh look - here's Mr and Mrs Ofceremonies and their young son Master...

bringing with them those avid readers, Mr and Mrs Tament and their daughter Tess - named after her paternal grandmother, Old Tess....

presbyter · Post by **presbyter** » Sun Jun 27, 2004 11:23 pm

And here's Fr Ted, who for some reason has brought his two cats, Mag and Niffy

presbyter · Post by **presbyter** » Sun Jun 27, 2004 11:49 pm

and from their family home and religious community, please welcome Mr and Mrs Officeofreadingsiscelebratedatsixam and their daughter, who looks simply Divine.....