to make you smile

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> There were 3 good arguments that Jesus was Black:
> 1. He called everyone brother
> 2. He liked Gospel
> 3. He didn't get a fair trial
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> But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was Jewish:
> 1. He went into His Father's business
> 2. He lived at home until he was 33
> 3. He was sure his Mother was a virgin and his Mother was sure He was God
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> But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was Italian:
> 1. He talked with His hands
> 2. He had wine with His meals
> 3. He used olive oil
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> But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was a Californian:
> 1. He never cut His hair
> 2. He walked around barefoot all the time
> 3. He started a new religion
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> But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was an American Indian:
> 1. He was at peace with nature
> 2. He ate a lot of fish
> 3. He talked about the Great Spirit
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> But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was Irish:
> 1. He never got married.
> 2. He was always telling stories.
> 3. He loved green pastures.
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> But the most compelling evidence of all - 3 proofs that Jesus was a woman:
> 1. He fed a crowd at a moment's notice when there was virtually no food
> 2. He kept trying to get a message across to a bunch of men who just didn't get it
> 3. And even when He was dead, He had to get up because there was still work to do
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> Can I get an
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> AMEN!!
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